Isn't It Ironic, Don't You Think?

I will (hopefully) not feel the need to keep posting about The Bachelor, but this is too good to pass up.

Some whorestitute, I mean contestant, got kicked off the show last night FOR HOOKING UP WITH A CREW MEMBER. And then got pissy when they asked her about it!? She said, and I quote, "I don't think that my personal life is anybody's business."

No, seriously, she said that.

First, A) Anybody in the limelight's personal business will be public because this is America and all we care about is Sex. Even our freaking' Director of the Office of Management and Budget Peter Orszag - aka the guy in charge of trying to fix the mess that is our country's deficit - can't escape having his sexay public life under a microscope (reputable news organization The New York Times is talking about it!). Yes, while numbers usually = boring, a "sexy nerd" who gets engaged directly following the birth of his child by his former GF = The Stuff Dreams Are Made Of.

Second, B) Yes, there is a huge double-standard considering Jake is macking on other ladies 24/7, but c'mon, Mensa Candidate, perhaps showing your true Whore Stripes WHILE ON THE SHOW is not the best strategy to win this game. No one wants a crew member's sloppy seconds.

So following this confrontation, she got kicked off, and Jake practically cried because the girl who he had given his special immunity rose to betrayed him. Sucker.

Also, her name was Rozlyn. Which I think we can all agree is a fairly whorish name spelling. No offense if that's your name.

Watch the clip in all of its awkward glory here.