"Saw This and Thought of You"

Never has there been a product so perfect for me.

"Interventionware" by Fishs Eddy. "We never claimed to have tact! The perfect plate for the perfect intervention! Serve up a heaping scoop of guilt...or mac and cheese!"

HAHAHA.

My hypothetical wedding registry will obv include these.

See you at the intervention.

And in a related story, HAPPY BIRTHDAY, ASH.

Me: "At my eating intervention can you not bring up how I stole a bottle of caramel syrup and drank it in the cab? FUN TIMES."

Ash: "i think me holding an eating intervention for you would be like a dealer holding one for a drug addict."

Me: HAHAHHAHAHAH. So so true.