Today, as I waited for the L train on my way to work, I saw a cute guy. He was carrying a small
lululemon tote bag.
If you see something similar, I suggest you do not waste your time - he is in a relationship.
Not that I'm judging a guy for being Earth-friendly and carrying a reusable bag - rock on, random guy - but lululemon doesn't exactly scream
straight and single. I mean, the phrase "Friends are more important than money" doesn't quite seem like the mantra a FJO might recite voluntarily. And although the label does offer a guys line, lulu isn't an establishment I've ever known a guy to buy merchandise from on his own. It's a place your gf recommends. For example, J's roommate Frank has quite a nice looking lulu sweatshirt (you would never guess it's from there unless your eyes are trained to zero in on that omega logo).
His gf picked it out. His
ex-gf picked it out.
[Ed. note: I'm sorry for the confusion, ladies, Frank is indeed single and ready to mingle. Please contact me if you're interested. A potential date could include hanging out on his and J's couch watching the soon-to-be-returning-Greatest-Show-of-Our-Times Gossip Girl and eating delicious food cooked by his grandma. Clearly it's an opportunity you can't pass up.]Also, if a guy is carrying a Jack Spade messenger bag, does that make him gay? Or am I just stereotyping nice taste?
Please let me know, because I could be writing off an entire accessory subsection without warrant.
This 'Frank' must really be awesome! I hope he looks like Frank Lapidas from Lost!
ReplyDeleteI can't figure out if you're making fun of Frank or serious about hooking him up with your lady readers. Maybe both?
ReplyDeleteA little of column A, a little of column B. Just kidding, I'm all about the matchmaking, and Frank is a waaaaay better catch than some of the guys I've set my friends up with in the past!
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