MOJB

Discussing my new "IAR" (in a relationship) status with a friend, she asked whether or not the blog was going to change too. The answer, who knows. I've always loved to talk about "boys" - I guess they're "guys" now? - whether or not I'm single. Plus perhaps now I will divulge less awkward/embarrassing stuff about my own personal life?

Doubtful.

Anyway, she also said I needed a codename for J. I explained that Pinch Hitter or any other lobster-related names got a little old after typing them more than a few times, so I was going with "J".

Clearly not clever enough for her, she suggested MOJB.

MOJB?

My older, Jewish boyfriend.

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA.